My daughter is chronologically 3, but mentally and verbally a 6.5. We left Bible study this morning and so I started the drill on the ride home:
"Did you have fun today?"
"Not so much." (Seriously, where does she get this stuff?)
"I heard you singing. What songs did you sing?"
"'Jesus Loves Me' and 'Mary Had A Little Lamb.' They did that one wrong." I'm not sure how you mess up "Mary Had A Little Lamb" but I wasn't about to open that can of worms all over my clean car. The things she says...I could write a book. It would, of course, be called Don't Mop Your Brother.